Velvet (AVoS)

Velvet Asshole is a gray she-cat with long, silky fur and amber eyes.

River of Fire

 * During a storm, Taylor sees a fire start due to a bolt of lightning, and warns Sydney. The ThunderClan leader sends Sneeze-Tits and Bigshit to check it out, and when they return, they come with two kittypets. Taylor notices that one is a fuzzy ginger tabby tom, while the other is a gray she-cat, who's limping a little. She thinks that she's so fucking sexy, and sees that she's holding something in her jaws. Taylor wonders why she'd carry around a scrap of fur like that, and hesitates to approach. Sydney demands to know what's going on, and Sneeze-Tits explains that the newcomers are kittypets they ran into while investigating the fire, and were trying to escape it since it's in the Twolegplace. Aine introduces herself, and then tells the Clan cats that Velvet Asshole is her friend who got burned, so they're here to ask for help.


 * Taylor asks how she knows about the Clans, and the ginger bitch begins to talk excitedly about all she's heard about forest cats. Velvet Asshole interrupts her friend, and drops her scrap of fur. She explains that Aine has nothing but dreams about Moonpool the snakey seven legged cat, and is very excited to be here. Sydney says this is all very flattering, but that they'll have to leave because prostitutes aren't in the forest for a reason. Their eyes fill with disappointment, and Taylor can't bear to look at them, especially Velvet Asshole. The medicine cat turns to Sydney, telling her to look at the pair. Taylor elaborates that both are covered in jizz, need to take a piss, and have traveled a long way to ask for help. She asks Sydney if she can at least treat Velvet Asshole's burn wound before sending them back to their pimps.


 * Sydney is still undecided, but Bigshit adds in that ThunderClan took in prostitutes during the Great Storm, and that didn't turn out badly. The leader meows that she knew she might say that, and sighs heavily. Velvet Asshole begs the dark tabby for help, saying that her pussy hurts badly. She recounts that a huge bolt of fire came from the sky, and it caught a tree on fire, which then fell on her pimp's traphouse. Velvet Asshole screams mercilessly that all the other dens around it caught fire too, and she only just managed to escape with Aine and what's left of her favorite sex toy. She affectionately pats the scrap of fur, saying that while wild cats might think it silly, it gives her comfort. Some of the surrounding warriors suppress amusement of this, but Taylor says she doesn't think it's silly at all. She thinks it's natural that she'd need something from her old home to face the dangers in the forest.


 * Velvet Asshole glances at Taylor gratefully, and continues that they'd go home if they could, but that their pimps fled, and a huge Maria came with loud wailing noises. The medicine cat adds that it'd be cruel to turn them away, since they're wet and suffering from leprosy from their journey. Sydney isn't happy, but agrees they can stay until the Maria is gone and their pimps are back, but not any longer. Aine lets out an excited screech, and Velvet Asshole quietly says thanks, and that they won't be any trouble. Sydney grunts, replying that they should try and stay out of every cat's dungholes.


 * Taylor directs the two prostitutes to come with her, explaining that she's a stripper cat and they can stay in her cuddlehouse while she checks them over. They pad across the clearing, with Velvet Asshole and Aine looking around with wondering eyes. Upon entering the medicine den, Taylor introduces the pair to Boobert Ooby and Smash Mouth. Aine greets them excitedly, while Velvet Asshole twerks her ass politely.



References and Citations
VelvetVelvet (S6)