Forum:Wierdest Fake Theories

Here you can say weird theories that would never happen. Like for example: Berrynose, Hazeltail, and Mousewhisker are really kits of Smudge and Hattie! Lol.--Shaf Girl  04:29, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Where did that come from???? --Spottedwing 00:33, 20 February 2009 (UTC)Spottedwing


 * Jayfeather and Brightheart will fall in love and destroy StarClan. --Mallinois The Puppy's Crib [[Image:Silvercat.png|50px]] - Ui! 00:38, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Blackstar will let kittypets into his clan. Thornclaw  talk!  00:54, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Daisy will become leader of the Clans. --Mallinois The Puppy's Crib - Ui! 01:07, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Princess and Smudge will come to the clans and demand to be made leaders. Cloudtail48 Talk! 03:50, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Fallen Leaves and Blossomkit are the parents of Mousefur and Morningflower.

Thunderclan, Riverclan, Windclan, and Shadowclan swim across the Atlantifc to Florida and stay at a beachside Hilton. Thornclaw  talk!  23:30, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Firestar will become evil turn in to voldemort and destroy the world Morningleaf 23:37, 20 February 2009 (UTC)-morningleaf

Hollyleaf will gain a sense of humor.–Willowwhisker 22:24, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Sol will beleive that StarClan pwns all. Silvertree ♥  15:41, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

Blackstar will become a kittypet.--Blazeheart 13:31, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

Graystripe will turn on Millie and join ShadowClan. --SquirrelflightRox77 17:50, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

Daisy will leave the nursery.–Willowwhisker 07:24, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Ashfur will arise from the dead and fall in love with Whitewater, then become Squirrelflight's new best friend. --SquirrelflightRox77 20:59, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Jay, Holly, and Lion are the childeren of Onestar and Leopardstar. Silvertree ♥  14:30, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Firestar wakes up to realize he's Rusty again and everything was jsut a dream. Fang0 18:44, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

Jayfeather will magically gain the ability to fly. --Darkhallows 08:15, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

Good one Fang0! Hollyleaf will become the ruler of Skyclan, Lionblaze will take over StarClan and Jayfeather will turn out to be Darkstripe reincarnated!--SquirrelflightRox77 17:05, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

Firestar will turn evil and destroy ThunderClan and make an evil rogue Clan. --User:Warrior♥ 19:01, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

Poppyfrost will change her name to Poopyfruit --Nightgaze Iceberry’s Den 21:33, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

Brambleclaw will become leader and be good at it....XP-- Thornpath togehodou 00:04, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

yellowfang will be reborn as the sweetest quietest nicest kitty ever and will be named pinkblossom :Morning leaf  00:50, 24 February 2009 (UTC) 20:48, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

There is an earthquake and all four clans die and go to starclan.--Blazeheart 13:32, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Hollyleaf will turn her back on the warrior code and Jayfeather is yellowfang's sonGoldenBlaze 09:28, 15 March 2009 (UTC)GoldenBlaze

Firestar will fall in love with Cinderheart and ditch Sandstorm to run away from the clans and Heathertail is Hawkfrost's daughter *Hawkstorm*

Firestar goes to visit Princess and she eats him alive!Rainpath 12:20, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

God, THEORIES? There are no theories. A theory is an educated guess at what happens/will happen, and a book series can't really have theories. You people are acting like the characters decide what happens, but the auther ca, say, kill everyong via greencough. They don't "decide" what happens and when, they just entertain us.

24.118.64.132 12:59, 18 March 2009 (UTC)Wolf

A gigantic flood will happen, and to save themselves, the four clans will dig themselves to the center of the earth, and on the way, Whitewing gets eaten by a dinosaur, and the rest of them are held captive at the Flintstone's house in Bedrock. --Nightgaze <font color="White" style="background:Blue">Iceberry’s Den 18:15, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

Firestar had an affair with Princess, and Cloudtail is really Firestar's son. -- Gοlδεn pαω 00:50, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

Blech!Sandwich898 19:49, 20 March 2009 (UTC)


 * Firestar will give birth to a puppy with Sandstorm. -- Mallinois Fluffy of Texas! 20:33, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

Skywatcher is a re-encarnation of Skystar (It worked for cinderpelt/heart) Also, Stormfur will become leader of the Tribe of Rushing Water after Stoneteller (Just imagine the look on Stoneteller's face!) Dawnfeather

ya know how every one is calling firestar a kitty robot?well he dies and turns out to really be a robot :<font color="Purple" style="background:Violet">Morning  <font color="Lime" style="background:Orange">leaf  00:50, 24 February 2009 (UTC) 22:41, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

barley and ravenpaw mate and have kits! LOL this is dawnfire8761 not loged in

That is a bit more than unlikely! LOL <font color="Orange" style="background:Gray"> Dawnfeather  <font color="Red" style="background:Silver"> I am of the Forest - I am of the Dawn's Radiance 22:54, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Sol will become a fish and suck off Leopardstar's Cheekbones so she can't play Apples to Apples. Afterwards Sorreltail will sign a contract with Disney to be in Chicken Little 2. On the day before the Gathering, Starclan will teel Toadfoot in a dream that Starclan is just a Refrigerator in Alaska. User:AutumnSky 8 April 2009

Sol is Jay, Hollys, and Lions father.&#91;&#91;User:Sandwich989&#124;&lt;span style=&quot;color:green&quot;&gt;Sandwich&lt;/span&gt;&#93;&#93;&#91;&#91;User talk:Sandwich989&#124;&lt;span style=&quot;color:gray&quot;&gt;989&lt;/span&gt;&#93;&#93; 02:05, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

About the kitty robot thing, I started that XD Oh, here's one: Firestar will become addicted to Star Wars and start wearing a Darth Vader helmet.--<font color="Navy" style="background:Silver">Shaf <font color="Navy" style="background:Silver">Girl  15:46, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

that would be......interesting :<font color="Purple" style="background:Violet">Morning <font color="Lime" style="background:Orange">leaf  00:50, 24 February 2009 (UTC) 17:31, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Tigerstar and hawkfrost lead an army of the dead from the dark forest and conquers starclan.GoldenBlaze 12:28, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Hollyleaf forgets about the warrior code and gets addicted to online multiplayer games.GoldenBlaze 12:30, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Hmmmm, sounds a bit like me. Dawnfeather 05:32, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Oooh heres one lion and holly will have seven kits and break a clan record!!!! Mychemicalromance4eva 09:42, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Okay thats disturbing. Sister and brother relationship. Creepy but anyway how about Breezepelt finally finds a mate that matches his huge ego.GoldenBlaze 09:55, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

I would so totally love it if Firestar started wearing Darth Vader's helmet! Anakin was HOT! Theory: The cats of the Clans will move into Hogwarts and Mrs. Norris and Breezepelt will have two kits, names Jaykit and Lionkit after Breezepelt's favorite siblings! --SquirrelflightRox77 04:25, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

This is weirder, jay will go back in time yet again, mate with half moon and carry their kits!!!!! Mychemicalromance4eva 12:13, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Jayfeather carrying kit's? He's grumpy enough as it is... Dawnfeather 23:21, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Firestar will become addicted to Tetris!--Windu223 22:15, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

oh i love tetris.<font color="silver" style="background:Navy">Sandwich <font color="White" style="background:black">989

Here's a crazy one- Puff the Magic Dragon will buy underwear from StarClan and later demand a refund due to watermelons and grapefruits causing discomfort but they refuse so he has a hissy fit and blows up the Death Star from Star Wars about 50 times so a flying elephant turns into the Beatles and punches him so he dies.Then the four Clans plus SkyClan get mad so they eat a piece of cheesecake, get drunk, and everybody just kinda goes to Starbucks for a cup o' joe.LOL(~= ~Moonshadow

How about...Blackstar is actually Cloudtail's father! Or Lionblaze turns into Scourge and runs away from Thunderclan so he can work in the fashion department in the mall!

-Breezefur

lol. breezefur, sign by holding shift and pressing the button above 'tab' four times/

I think that Dovekit will get annoyed at her history project and turn into Hulk. Then she will eat Birchfall, Berrynose, Nightcloud, Russetfur and Leopardstar for brainfood, to help her keep going on the project. when she hands it in to Brambleclaw, her history teacher, he gives her an A triple-plus and promotes her to Dovestar, the leader of thenderclan. I could go on... Dawnfeather 02:12, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

I said I could go on, so I will now.

Dovestar then literally kicks the evil Firestar/voldemort out of the camp, and Ivykit chases him until she catches him, and drew a funny moustache on his face before letting him go. When she gets back Dovestar is lining up the members of the clan in height order because she was bored, and gets angry at Ivykit when she will not stand at the fron of the line.

Honeyfern's spirit then comes down from Starclan, visible to all the cats. She says "Oh no, look what you've done Dovestar! Toadpaw is shorter than Whitewing, but you put him further up the line from her. If you do not get this right, you will turn into Darth Vader." She vanishes, and Dovestar quickly fixes her mistake.

Then Daisy turns into Darth Vader instead, and Firestar comes back, so it is a battle between Hulk(Dovestar), Darth Vader(Daisy), and Voldemort(Firestar). They all go to the Ancient Oak to watch the battle, which is made into a blockuster movie. To everyone's dismay, Daisy wins. She becomes Daisystar, and orders her clan to go live as kittypets.

At this point Sorreltail wakes up, realises it was all a bad dream, stretches her wings, and flys away. Dawnfeather 11:40, 2 May 2009 (UTC) (can you tell i made this up on the spot? Maybe I should make it into a fan fiction...)

I've had this one for awhile. Firestar will find some popcorn left behind by a twoleg become addicted to it and force Brambleclaw to search far and wide for more! (By the way Dawnflower, I didn't say this before on the Make Up Your Own Warrior Cat page but I LOVE your name!) --SquirrelflightRox77 07:35, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Someone will actually fall in love with a cat from it's own clan!

Leopardstar and Blackstar had a fling.

Silverstream killed Cinderpelt.

Jayfeather is on Heroine

Did you know that they make Poppy(no wonder it soothes cats...) into Heroine. Poor Poppyfrost! Her name is Heroinefrost!--Skyfeather&#39;s Cloud 01:16, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

I don't mean to be a kill joy but i only see a few fake theories. Alot of wild stories though, maybe we should make a page for that... Sandwich 989

I don't know Sandwich- there is no point making a page when there already is one!

Falling in love with a cat from their own clan? That is pretty out there.

How about Bella comes to the forest and turns Bumblekit into a vampire! -- Dawnfeather 06:02, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

All of the clan cats turn into werewolves and after they capture all two-legs(except for warriors fans) riverclan and windclan join sam's werewolf pack and thunderclan and shadowclan join jacob's werewolf pack. The vampires then make them mad so the two packs join forces and capture the Cullens, then the Voulturi and all other vampires. Then they all have a party with everyone wearing a mask(voldemort,hulk,darth vader,superman,spider man,batman,etc.) because the world is freed from evil twolegs and vampires :<font color="Purple" style="background:Violet">Morning <font color="Lime" style="background:Orange">leaf  00:50, 24 February 2009 (UTC) 12:09, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Enough with the twilight/starwars/harry potter ext.--Skyfeather&#39;s Cloud 13:50, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

No just enough with the twilight stuff. The rest are cool Sandwich 989  16:43, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Brook will learn the Clan boundaries.(I haz NADA against her but still XD)

I will turn into a cat called Dawnfeather who is awesome, and I will join a clan. Oh, I wish it would happen! XD -- Dawnfeather 12:35, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Firestar officialy changes his name to Fiyahstar.

Millie becomes leader of ThunderClan, but no one can decide what to call her. (Milliestar???)

- Sparrowwing  talk  18:34, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

LOL! Fiyahstar! Shouldn't it be Fiyahstah? --SquirrelflightRox77 01:41, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Firestar finds a gun and kills cats with it Brambleclaw finds a basketball and gets good at it, leave the clans to join the NBA User:FirestarJJK8

(This was a dream o-o) Morningflower will kill all of WindClan, then she'll Morningstar. Morningstar will ressurescted WindClan and took over all the other clans. She and the clans are going to take over StarClan and then find out she found out she is the reincartnation of Hitler. Morningstar then changed her name to Adolfhitlerstar Then will force her Clan under evil dicatership thing o_o Enjoy my weird dream/theory 206.105.116.45 20:50, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

I have to say that my favourite thing on this page (other than my one I now call 'Dovekit's Fantasy') has to be Someone falls in love with someone from their own clan. Good one Skyfeather! -- Dawnfeather 10:18, 19 May 2009 (UTC)


 * Hollyleaf will destroy the warrior code, and Tigerstar will be allowed to go to StarClan. -- Mallinois <font color="Lime" style="background:Silver">Herding Talk 20:08, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

(This is actually a dream I had) The clans will have to cross the Atlantic Ocean to rescue a lost kittypet and will stop by King's Cross Station on the way to the docks. While they are at King's cross Station, they'll magically turn into humans (Squirrelflight will have a beanie, Brambleclaw will have a pointy beard, and Leafpool will be a redhead). When they get to the docks, they'll find out there's a sidewalk leading across the Atlantic Ocean, but they'll all cram themselves into a tiny sailboat instead of walking across it. Firestar (He's got orange hair and a mohawk) will be the captain of the clans' boat. Then, they'll almost get crushed by a huge tsunami and will decide to take the sidewalk instead of rowing their way across the ocean in a very small boat. Then Birchfall will stub his toe and everybody will die. The end.

67.40.143.144 18:25, 23 May 2009 (UTC)Breezefur

All the cats with kittypet or mixed blood break away and form RougeClan (Leader is Milliestar xD) and kick the crap out of all the other clans. Firestar doesn't do anything because he "respects their feelings" (he's a kittypet too xD) and he's busy with his relationship with Onestar. (Greystripe was devastated, Sandstorm was too busy being pissed at a dead cat??) Meanwhile, (before knowing her true parents) Hollyleaf mates with Crowfeather, and they have mutated kits, and when Leafpool tells them why instead of getting mad they have some kind of demented threesome. Oh, and Cinderheart found out she was really Cinderpelt and went insane. (Her brother is her father? She's her own AUNT? That's just freaky) Wow, those are messed up. (but no twilight characters x3) --Insaneular 18:37, 25 May 2009 (UTC)Insaneular

Firestar becomes leader of ShadowClan and Scourge comes back to life and takes over ThunderClan and calls the warriors "Scourgiers."--Cloverfang 02:47, 4 June 2009 (UTC)Cloverstar