User:Shaf Girl

Random Stuff About Me
(most categories taken from Bramble)

Name: Claire (though I've never gotten over the feeling that it doesn't really fit me)

Nicknames (a.k.a. prefered names): Shaf Girl, Shaf, Maia, Wildfire, Wildlark, That Sassy Chick (if you have to ask, talk to GroceryBag)

Age: Meh, I'm in high school

Birthday: March 19

Country: United States

Appearance: Tall, long brown hair, fair skin, green-gray eyes

Pets: Maia--white Lab mix with stocky build, brown eyes, sweet temper, and knack for stealing food off of the kitchen counter

Favorite Movies: Too many to count. I'm a fan of Pixar, big time, that's for sure. But I'm also into 2D animation and was very excited when The Princess and the Frog came out (which, even if it hadn't been the first Disney animation since cruddy Home On The Range, was an excellent film). Also love Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. And while I'm all for great effects, I've never really caught on with Star Wars, Star Trek, or Avatar. I guess I like stunning CGI with a great story and characters. Is it just me, or do all the great characters end up dying?

Favorite Books: Warriors (don't even have to mention that), Harry Potter, Redwall, The Goose Girl, The Secret Life of Bees, His Dark Materials, thousands of others that I can't recall right now

Favorite TV Shows: Glee, SpongeBob (the old episodes, at least), Ace of Cakes, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Good Eats

Favorite Animals: wolves (my daemon, if you've ever read His Dark Materials), dogs, cats, horses, dolphins, sea lions, tons and tons of others

Favorite Computer Stuff: Zoo Tycoon 2, Spore, Roller Coaster Tycoon 3, Microsoft Word (where I make all my stories), lots of cool paint programs my friends let me use, lots of other stuff

Favorite Hobbies: horseback riding, reading, writing, drawing, swimming, goofing off with my friends, playing on the computer

What I think of the Warrior cats
(Got this idea from Thornclaw)

Firestar--Nice, but I miss the jolly little apprentice you were in Into the Wild, and I think people should just shut up and wait for you to die when it's your time.

Brambleclaw--Now who's being harsh? I can't believe you and Squirrel broke up!

Jayfeather--You used to have anger issues before, but I think that saving Poppyfrost thing really thawed that cold heart.

Graystripe--You're my next pick for deputy after Brackenfur. If he does become leader, he's likely to pick you, seeing as you were the previous deputy and his mentor.

Dustpelt--Way to go, you're one of the few cats with sense. Except for mating with Ferncloud. I just don't get that.

Sandstorm--You know what's kind of weird? You used to hate Firestar, and now you guys are, like, the most romantic pair in Warriors, even more than Dusty and Ferny. I mean, you share tongues constantly and sleep in the leader's den together!

Brackenfur--If the rumor is true and Brambleclaw won't be the leader when Firestar dies...well, hi future Brackenstar! Who is now a (gulp) grandfather.

Sorreltail--Brackenfur's just a tad too old for you. I mean, he being a grandparent isn't that bad, but YOU?!

Cloudtail--I find myself constantly forgetting that you don't believe in StarClan. You remind me so much of Jayfeather. Well, you are related, but you never seem to notice it. And you're a grandfather too! This is starting to get freaky.

Brightheart--You need an apprentice. Now. Otherwise, you'll become Jayfeather's apprentice, which would be creepy because you're a GRANDMOTHER!

Thornclaw--Start flirting or something! Get a mate! You're a grandchild-less tom grabbing other cats' sticks! Oh StarClan, that sounded wrong.

Squirrelflight--Brambleclaw's a jerk :'(

Leafpool--What do you mean you can't be a med cat?! What else can you be, a warrior?! Come on!

Spiderleg--You're like the bad temper of your father combined with the cunning of your uncle. No wonder people thought you were the traitor.

Birchfall--You were an apprentice for a shortish time, and Whitewing was an apprentice for a very long time. Seems like the Erins wanted you to be about the same age so you wouldn't look strange being together...if you weren't that important, I don't think they would bother...

Berrynose--Before Honey died: Brat. You deserved to be called Berrystumpytail. After Honey died: Awwwwww.........but Poppyfrost? Really?

Hazeltail--I wish the Erins made us know a little more about you--you seem nice.

Mousewhisker--You're, like, the total opposite of your brother.

Whitewing--Hey, I don't know how to say this, but...you're the mother of the third and fourth apprentices! Wooooooo! No more direct descendents of Firestar being the stars! Well, except for Jay and Lion but they = awesome.

Lionblaze--I actually consider you one of my favorite characters, for being the first to totally diss Tigerstar XD. But you brought it a little down on the favorite scale by almost trying to kill Heathertail.

Hollyleaf--Crazy, obsessed-with-warrior-code demon spawn.

Cinderheart--You and your past life remind me of Aleu in Balto 2: Wolf Quest.

Poppyfrost--Cool, yet strange name. Hopefully you and Jayfeather won't end up together.

Honeyfern--WHY is the world so cruel?!

Foxpaw--I agree--Foxcatcher's an awesome name.

Icepaw--If youxLion is true, I hope it works out much better than HeatherxLion.

Ferncloud--Ok, you have been in the nursery for quite some time. Don't worry about the other queen's kits, Daisy's in there and she'll take care of them. You need to start fighting.

Daisy--I don't want you to get out of the nursery, actually. You help the other queens, and if you were a warrior, you would probably destroy the whole Clan with your clumsiness.

Rosekit--How the heck do warriors know about roses?! They're not described anywhere!

Toadkit--I don't see how a black-and-white tom has any resemblence to a toad.

Millie--People really should stop hating you. But you should get a warrior name.

Briarkit--It's more of a tom's name than a she-cat's, but it's still cool.

Bumblekit--I actually like this name. Bumblebee's cute!

Blossomkit--Aw, you're like a female Graystripe.

Longtail--I can't believe I used to confuse you, Dustpelt, and Darkstripe in the first series. You guys had nothing in common...or did you?!

Mousefur--The Warriors website family trees are right about one thing--you definately are One-eye's daughter.

Blackstar--Grrr.

Russetfur--Too much like Leopardstar.

Littlecloud--One of my favorite ShadowClan cats. Glad you finally got an apprentice.

Oakfur--Meany.

Rowanclaw--I used to hate you until you became Tawnypelt's mate. Then you were nice. But that she-cat to tom thing...creepy.

Smokefoot--Ok, RiverClan being driven out just because they had to temporarily move their camp is a tad harsh.

Ivytail--Hmm...does your name mean that you stuck your tail in poison ivy and got it all red and ichy?

Toadfoot--You're a decent ShadowClan warrior.

Crowfrost--Hey, Crowfrost is the name of a warrior in LakeClan! Well, you were part of the warrior name contest. Someone must have stolen the idea. &gt;:(

Kinkfur--I don't think your name is weird, even though I have no clue what "kink" means. And I'm surprised that no cat has had fur like yours. Except Yellowfang, sorta.

Ratscar--I feel sympathy for you, man. I have a similar scar, though not caused by a rat.

Snaketail--Cool name, dude.

Whitewater--I like your name and your blind eye. The name makes me think of white-water rafting. Sweet!

Owlpaw--You're a little bit of a coward.

Olivepaw--You're like Rosekit. How do warriors know about olives?!

Shrewpaw--No wonder there was a naming contest. You got stuck with an old name.

Scorchpaw--You have a pretty cool name. Not a very cool description, though.

Redpaw--Well, we've never had a Redpaw. Just a Redtail and Redstar. Red's a little boring for me. Sorry.

Flamepaw--Wow, first med cat apprentice to have a name that reminds me of battle.

Tigerpaw--Honestly...just because your name begins with Tiger doesn't mean you're going to dry the lake up and make the forest go up in flames.

Dawnpaw--Pretty name, but kinda snappy.

Tawnypelt--What can I say? You're the best ShadowClan cat ever. Second, I think, is Dawnstar.

Snowbird--You have a very pretty name for a ShadowClan cat. They tend to be dark like Ratscar and Snaketail.

Cedarheart--Oh, come on! You're not that old! You're younger than Brackenfur!

Tallpoppy--You, on the other hand, need to die soon. And what happened to Applekit and Marshkit?

Onestar--We were really close to having a breakthrough by the end of the New Prophecy. Then you just had to attack ThunderClan out of the blue. Jeez.

Ashfoot--I feel sorry for you. Crowfeather seems to barely notice you as his mother now.

Barkface--How can you still be alive?! You're, like, the oldest cat ever!

Tornear--You must have gotten the Torn- prefix after becoming a warrior. I mean--Tornkit? Tornpaw? Ouch.

Crowfeather--Even more of a jerk than Brambleclaw. I mean, you said in Leafpool's face that she, Jay, Lion, and Holly meant nothing to you! Of course, that might have been some sort of self-assurance thing that you would have never worked out...Oh, just freakin get back together!

Owlwhisker--Owls don't have whiskers.

Whitetail--I think you're my favorite WindClan she-cat.

Nightcloud--Cruella DeVille cat.

Gorsetail--Well, you can't be Gorsepaw. He died, and he was a tom. Unless this is some kind of Heavystep and Rowanclaw incident mixed together with change of fur coloring.

Weaselfur--I see no weasels in Warriors. Though there should be.

Harespring--A name fit for a WindClan cat, and only a WindClan cat.

Leaftail--Too much like Leafpool.

Dewspots--Your description reminds me of an Appaloosa horse.

Willowclaw--Wow. No females so far have been named with -claw.

Antpelt--I know that it's time we have an Ant- name, but it just sounds...weird.

Emberfoot--You keep reminding me of City of Ember. I hate that movie.

Heathertail--Somehow, I like you and Breeze better than you and Lion.

Breezepelt--You remind me of Horrace from the Rangers Apprentice series.

Kestrelpaw--You should have a med cat name by now.

Sunpaw--I wonder what your warrior name will be. Sunshine? Yeah, that's cool. Girly, but cool.

Swallowpaw--So you finally remembered Thistlekit and Sedgekit?

Thistlepaw--What happened? You totally disappeared for a couple of books!

Sedgepaw--Sound's more like a tom's name.

Morningflower--I made a mistake; you die first. Not that I don't like you. But you are reeeeeeeeealy old.

Webfoot--You are younger than Firestar. Keep being a warrior!

Leopardstar--Yay! You're dying! Go Mistystar!

Mistyfoot--No wonder you were Silverstream's close friend. You were her cousin!

Mothwing--I can't believe that you still don't believe in StarClan. I mean, Cloudtail not believing is fine but you're a medicine cat! You have dreams!

Blackclaw--Please don't be Mistyfoot's mate, please don't be Mistyfoot's mate...

Voletooth--Ha ha! You have little vole teeth!

Reedwhisker--Just so you know, you're probably only becoming deputy because you're Mistyfoot's son. It does not mean you are leader of the world. We already know what happens to cats like that. An example....Onestar, get over here!

Mosspelt--Seeing as you were Feathertail and Stormfur's foster mother, and Willowshine's mother, and one of the few cats nice to Graystripe when he was in RiverClan, I think you should get a bigger part.

Beechfur--Ha ha! You got stung by a bee!

Rippletail--Ha ha! You didn't do anything wrong, I just like saying "Ha ha!" to RiverClan cats for some reason.

Graymist--Who names their kit Sneezekit?!

Dawnflower--There's a rumor that you're one of Mistyfoot's kits. The timing's right for you to be, so maybe...

Dapplenose--Well, it's better than Berrynose. And, of course, Berrystumpytail.

Pouncetail--Does that mean that you pounce on your tail?

Mintfur--Another suspected Mistyfoot kit, and Otterheart's suspected mate. I wonder if your fur tastes like mint...I'll ask Otterheart.

Otterheart--Hey Otterheart, does Mintfur's fur taste like mint? I thought not. Hey, you're one of those cats named after animals/plants/other things that should be in the forest but aren't. Ha ha!

Pinefur--I bet with that short fur you get all cold when you swim. Ha ha! Okay I'm done with the ha has.

Rainstorm--Your name's making me think of Singing in the Rain. Oh no, showtunes in my head! Go away!

Duskfur--Duskfur, Duskfur, Dusky Dusky Duskfur! Gah, I've still got showtunes in my head.

Willowshine--With all these theories of forbidden love around Jayfeather, I'm surprised no one's mentioned you yet.

Minnowpaw--Do NOT be with Mousewhisker! I repeat, DO NOT!

Pebblepaw--Peb-ble-PAW! Peb-ble-PAW! Stupid showtunes!

Nettlepaw--I bet you have stinging nettles all over your fur. Ha ha! Oops, sorry.

Robinpaw--Gah, too many Robin-somethings!

Copperpaw--That's a name that has to do with things the cats don't know about and shouldn't know about.

Mallowpaw--What's mallow?

Sneezepaw--I wonder what your warrior name will be? Sneezenose? Sneezebreeze?

Icewing--You're the second known Warrior cat to give birth to four kits in one litter.

Beetlekit--Funny warrior name: Beetledung. Dung beetle backwards!

Pricklekit--Funny warrior name: Prickletongue.

Petalkit--Funny warrior name: Petaltooth. It just sounds kinda weird...

Grasskit--Funny warrior name: Grassstains.

Heavystep--Eek! Zombie cat!

Swallowtail--You swallowed your tail?!

Stonestream--Oh come on! You were a young apprentice in Dawn! You aren't that old!

Sol--Smartest cat. Ever.

Smoky--It was kinda cute when you saw Hazeltail in Sunrise.

Floss--Evil Smoky-stealer.

Purdy--I'm not mad at you for being friends with Sol. He's a very persuasive cat. Meanwhile, you're a nice old guy, and I'm glad you joined ThunderClan.

Jingo--You could be a good leader. But DO NOT name yourself Jingostar.

Hussar--Is that a foreign name or something? I can't imagine a cat being named that.

Speckle--Of course Sol wanted to protect you! He wanted to use you as an army!

Fritz--Lol, it's like Fritz the Cat, first X-rated animated movie.

Pod--Anger issues...

Jet--You remind me of Jet from Avatar. Or Zuko.

Merry--Merry Christmas! Lol, sorry.

Chirp--You and Merry have cheery names, but you don't sound cheery.

Midnight--Like anyone tricked by Sol, I don't blame you. You're the best badger ever, even better than the ones in the Redwall series!