User:MidnightGem23

Hey who came to my page~ So if this is my page, lets start off with some basic stuff about warriors then crank it up a notch every time.

Favorite Books: Darkest Hour- I have to tell one thing, it was quite intresting with BloodClan vs LionClan battle. Though some people believe out of the random, Squirrelflight and Leafpool's father is Scourge not Firestar. I mean, c'mon! Do I have to spell it for you? 1) Sandstorm would already have given birth to the kits before she and Firestar went to rebuild SkyClan. 2) From what I know, it took Firestar and Sandstorm a few moons to get SkyClan back, and plus, it was a pretty good few moons away from the battle with BloodClan! (huggles Scourge plushie) c: ....

Dawn- It was pretty intresting with the Great Journey, it made me draw a picture of the journey! Though I dispise the fact LeafxCrow...Crowfeather belongs to poor old Feathertail! D8 CROWxFEATHER!!!

The Sight- JaykitJaypaw amused me, period.

Dark River- What happen to the loveable, against the warrior code, DarkClan, with their leader Heatherstar and her deputy, Lionfang? LionxHeather~

Eclipse- Hey, medicine cats don't have to know everything. I liked reading how the cats reacted with the Solar Eclipse~ xD

Long Shadows- Hollyleaf turned out to be my favorite in this book. She went insane and went on about the Warrior Code is our lives. -

Least Favorite Books:

Dangerous Path- Bluestar went insane.

Twilight- Ew, Leafpool running away with Crowfeather. Just sick and wrong. I hope StarClan sends Crowfeather to the Dark Forest for being the Three's father, and taking Nightcloud as a mate to prove his loyality to WindClan.

Outcast- Stoneteller isn't the same. -

Favorite Cat: (no order)

Scourge: Hey, where's the attraction with this loveable, evil kitty? :c

Squirrelflight: She is a mini copy of Firestar~ Only more active and breaks the warrior code more often~ c:

Brambleclaw: He's the good side of Tigerstar.

Leafpaw: She's cooler as an apprentice, and doesn't have any affections with Crowfeather.

Crowpaw: What ever happen to that cranky, black apprentice that loved Feathertail?

Firestar: He rules all.

Hollyleaf: She's obessed with the warrior code.

Lionblaze: Finally there is a good cat that is tougher than other warriors.

Jayfeather: He's a grumpy young fart like Yellowfang~ ;D

Cinderheart: Cinderpelt didn't recover, but she did~

Bluestar: Back when she wasn't insane...

Silverstream: She gave up her life, giving birth to her kits...

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Least Favorite Cat: (no order)

Bone: A big weak cat, that got mauled by apprentices...wow.

Tigerstar: He forces Lionblaze to do things! D8

Daisy: She is too special. --

My favorite pairings for warriors are:

FirexSand

CrowxFeather

LeafxAsh

BramblexSquirrel

JayxCinder(2nd)

BrightxCloud --

Pairings I hate:

LeafxCrow

FirexCinder(1st)

SandxScourge(Though I do enjoy reading fanfictions about them)

AshxSquirrel ---

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Firestar

2. Squirrelflight

3. Brambleclaw

4. Cinderheart

5. Lionblaze

6. Hollyleaf

7. Leafpaw

8. Jayfeather

9. Scourge

10. Crowpaw

11. Bluestar

12. Silverstream

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? HollyxBlue? Heck, no.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? She's a cat....but she seems to be a pretty she-cat~

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? ...Jayfeather....have kits? *burst out laughing*

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Yep. A lot of them >_>

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? .....NiecexAunt bonding, but a couple *gags*

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Neither. Its gay.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Possibly Leafpaw will go around the forest beating every kit she sees <_<

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Brambleclaw is lonely since he realized Squirrelflight is taking Ashfur as her mate. Crowpaw decides to help his friend with that.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? GrandfatherxGrandson, but for fluff...ew?

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Mixed Emotions in the Skies

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet? Think so...

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Jean had a mental break down when she read Bluestar's death ;w;

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? SquirrelxLionxCinder? They have to be extremely high on sugar first .w. ...

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Welcome to My Life

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? FirexHollyxSilver? ...beware of violence... ._. Fire belongs to Sand, Holly belongs to Ash/Mouse, Silver belongs to Gray...

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? There was no last time...

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Firestar and Leafpaw are in a happy relationship until Scourge runs off with Cinderheart. Firestar, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Bluestar and a brief unhappy affair with Silverstream, then follows the wise advice of Lionblaze and finds true love with Brambleclaw.

What title would you give this fic? One heck of a Gay Cat.... .-. not kidding

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? LeafxJay? Ew..... -

You know you live in 2008 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was

born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When

I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you

go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism --

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. ---

Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk .

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!" ---