User:Spookywilloww/Moonkitti

Moonkitti is a gray-and-white she-cat.

History

 * Aside from occasional algorithmic issues causing strife in her Clan’s creators, Moonkitti enjoys a general sense of peace and prosperity in YoutubeClan, making videos sarcastically summarizing the Warriors books and occasionally leaving to dip her toes into TwitterClan to crack jokes and advertise her videos.


 * It is here in TwitterClan that Moonkitti encounters an entity she’d only glanced in passing before. WikiClan, a group that was her equal as an opinion leader, not by birth but by being the only mildly decent place to look for information on Warriors 1300+ characters short of checking the books themselves, and really who has time for that. Moonkitti could admit that WikiClan was an important group to the other Clans for this reason, but noted some issues with its ranks and the information it provided.


 * Alas WikiClan is corrupted, obsessed with the color blue, and overly defensive when confronted with conflicting citations that makes things less blue. It’s members are addicted to blue, and every page, template, link, and header is the same blue it was years ago. Old members joined new, and tensions arose as some secretly believed green was better, and that perhaps things needed to change. WikiClan’s Clan meetings usually ended in chaos, and had difficulty with brevity. Every event, even the shortest of tales, turn into epic hour-long sagas. It has a tendency to obsess over creating fanart rather than doing its actual job of reporting the facts of Warriors for anyone to reference when trying to figure out what Mosskit’s actual gender is and if Firestar was killed by Tigerstar, lightning, plot contrivance, or an exceedingly long list of what types of blood a cat has.


 * Moonkitti is swept up into an ongoing battle with WikiClan’s representation on TwitterClan over the wisdom of worshipping the color blue, and finds herself banished from WikiClan’s presence as a result. She then spends roughly five hours laughing about it before retreating to YoutubeClan to bring these errors to light. These actions throw the members of WikiClan into a furry flurry as their leaders dig themselves into deeper and deeper graves. Their friends begin to question their sanity as they rush to reassure that they aren’t addicted to blue so blindly - or to obscure cites making beloved characters such as Firestar the wrong color.


 * Moonkitti considers asking StarClan for guidance, but decides after reviewing StarClan’s questionable history of "helping" that dying doesn’t automatically make you wiser than anyone that happens to not be dead. She instead decides to call upon her birthright, her powers as an opinion leader, and her ability to make drawings wiggle on a screen in an entertaining and attention retaining fashion, to make a video calling out WikiClan for all of its shenanigans.


 * This rallying cry reaches every corner of the heavily segmented Clans making up the Warriors fandom, all of which gather under the flag of MoonClan and stare at WikiClan judgmentally in unison. Tensions rise as thousands of nerds gather in a field to throw shade, and the great lumbering beast of WikiClan finally arrives. It opens its mouth to reply and shocks literally everyone present, including itself.


 * WikiClan is attacked from all sides, and it’s weaknesses exploited. It’s already dwindling members start to drown and lock things down… as blue. Wikians chatter in small splinter groups what their true thoughts of the situation are, all while avoiding the dragons of TwitterClan. Well-meaning cats are reprimanded for speaking out of line, and it makes it so no one can support the side they wish in public.


 * A new cat slinks into TwitterClan for the first time, and attempts to douse the flames on WikiClan’s burning territory. Instead of doubling down on its defensive nature, WikiClan admits that Moonkitti has some fair points, and decides to actively attempt to better itself. It heads out to its tool shed to dip Firestar in a bucket of orange paint and to figure out what the heck tabs are. It thinks that maybe tabs is short for “tabbies,” but it turns out that this isn’t true. It sighs, having been hoping for an opportunity to make more fanart. But, to still continue to make more art, it decides to redo the images it has already.


 * It shouts over its shoulder at Moonkitti, who it has decided it wants to talk to again, that at least its family tree has never crashed any computers. Looking at you, OfficialSiteClan. Looking at you.