User:Tangletalon

'''Hi there. If you hate people who like Ashfur and BloodClan, go away! Otherwise, welcome!'''

First off:
 * No, I will not join your Clan
 * No, I will not be your mate
 * No, I will not join your roleplay
 * No, I will not critique your fanfic
 * As you can see, I don't really like to roleplay or write fan fiction.

About me
I'm a 14 year old boy. (yes, BOY, we like warriors too you know!)

I enjoy many activities. I like to make up my own animals. I created a whole new planet called Allibean, filled with my own made-up creatures. Which is exactly why I love to play Spore and create creatures and animals on it.

Favorite movies/TV shows? I like to watch Primeval. The best movie I watched is Coraline. I loved the movie 9 directed by Tim Burton and Shane Acker. My favorite stitchpunk is 6, the eccentric artist. My favorite creatures are the Seamstress, the puppet-cobra, and the Winged Beast, the robotic pterodactyl.

My #1 favorite music band is Nightwish, a symphonic metal band (an underestimated genera in my opinion.) Their best song is called the Poet and the Pendulum, sung by vocalist Annete Olzon. It's my favorite song to listen to. I dislike pop, rap, hip hop, intense death/thrash/screamo metal, Metallica, AC/DC and Miley Cyrus.

I like to read and write. My favorite books series are Warriors (obviously), Harry Potter, Alex Rider and Percy Jackson.

Warriors-wise
My favorite Clans are BloodClan, ShadowClan and SkyClan. BloodClan is different and unique, and all of their warriors are awesome in the way they spike their collars and everything. The old, weak and sick fend for themselves, which is how nature works in real life. So, BloodClan is, in fac,t the most realistic Clan, even if it lives in the city and not the wild.

On YouTube, I like warriors artists 12Leafpool12 and ella bella. Dark Kokiri is alright too. I hate hate HATE AlliKatNya because I hate anime and manga, and her animations are the spitting image of anime. Warriors is not for anime!

I like lots of evil Warriors characters, the ones that most people hate. Especially Ashfur and Scourge. I personally find the cats who are fair, kind and good-natured (e. g. any cat that other people like) to be quite boring. I like a little spice in my stories, which is what characters like Hawkfrost and Brokenstar can provide.

If there's anything that annoys me the most, it's ridiculous Warrior names.

Here are a bunch of ridiculous Clan names I've found:


 * Stolenpaw - AAAHH!!! Somebody's stolen my paw! Help me get it back!
 * Failkit - This poor kit will probably grow up bullied and develop low self esteem.
 * Epicpaw - A bit too glorifying.
 * Superpaw - OMG it's the amazing flying cat with super speed and laser beams!
 * Paperpelt - He must have very thin skin...
 * Stapletail - Cats are not to be named after office appliances.
 * Poopkit - ...
 * Dirtpelt - You do realize that "dirt" means "feces" in Clan terminology?
 * Loudbottom - *headdesk*
 * Dementorcloak - J. K. ROwling ought to file a lawsuit for that.
 * Baldkit - o_e
 * Hairypaw - No...just......no.
 * Widemouth - Creepy.
 * Jumpingbean - Um...
 * Massivebottom - *silence*
 * Murderclaw - Eek!!!
 * Pandafur - Pandas live in ASIA, not the United Kingdom. -_-
 * Pillowfoot - He/she must have a really disfigured foot.
 * Boxhead - Is that anatomically possible? o_O
 * Badstar - Other leaders must not think very highly of this one...

About my made-up character
Hi! I'm a dark gray tom with blue-green eyes. I wear a dark red collar with animal teeth studded around it. I was born from an unknown black she-cat and white tom. All my littermates were light-gray. My Twolegs called me "Pumpkin". They gave me a blood-red collar.

One day, they were taking me in their monster, when it crashed. All of my twolegs died, and I had no choice but to eat some of the meat from their dead bodies and run away. I spent a few moons alone, growing up and training myself to fight and hunt for fieldmice. I then came across BloodClan. I was allowed in, taking on the name "Exterminator", and it was then when my fighting skills sharpened. I fought for BloodClan in the battle against LionClan. After we lost, we fled back to the Twolegplace.

We debated on whether we should elect a new leader and deputy, or disband and end BloodClan for good. Then Jaggedtooth came back to us after running away in the battle, and we decided to have him as our new leader. He chose me as Deputy. Jaggedtooth taught us some of the Clan traditions and warrior code. It was then when he gave me my warrior name, "Tangletalon", for my sharpened, curved claws (which I only use in battle when I've misplaced my dog teeth.)

A few moons later, we decided to have another go at taking over the forest. I was sent by Jaggedtooth to survey the area, and I saw that the Twolegs were destroying the forest. After reporting this to my leader, he decided to wait a while until the twolegs have finished and all the forest Clans have fled. Many moons later, we have moved to the new part of the Twolegplace and our territory is expanded.

I'm proud to be part of BloodClan, and it's as deserving of the name Clan as any so-called "ThunderClan" ever will be.

I've made up a lot more characters, here are them all:


 * Iciclefang of ShadowClan - A large white tom with gray eyes and long, pointy teeth. His sister is Batfang, a skinny dark brown she-cat with large, yellow eyes, wiry fur and pointy teeth.
 * Sunbird of WindClan - A very small orange tom with bright yellow eyes. His sister is named Brightbeetle, and she is a golden brown she-cat with white stripes and amber eyes. His brother is named Goldenberry, and he is a red-brown tom with hazel eyes.
 * Babystar of ThunderClan - A very small brown tom with a black muzzle, black front paws, white back paws and white on the tip of his tail. Orange eyes. He has a very stubby, round body with large, wide eyes, making him look like a kit, hence his name. He has three brothers: Soilpatch, a brown tom with green eyes, Snowfall, a white she-cat with yellow eyes, and Coalfire, a black tom with amber eyes.

My favorite cats

 * Scourge - Not only is he awesome, but he also deserves pity. Due to his troubled, abusive kithood, you should be ashamed for hating him. And if you don't consider BloodClan to be a valid Clan, then you should really be ashamed.


 * Yellowfang - Her personality is great; it matches mine. I was incredibly sad when she died. She was a meaningful character... Not only is she my #2 favorite character, she is also the favorite character of some of the Erins! So that must mean that she's good. Right?

Why why why did he have to die???? *Cries* I could possibly even like him more than Scourge and Yellowfang.
 * Ashfur - Yup. My #3 favorite character is one of the most controversial out there. I'll explain why I like him...I felt sorry for him in Sunset when he got turned down. And that's the whole basis for his behaviour in later books. After being turned down, he felt that it was no longer worth living anymore and he didn't care about his actions. I'm also annoyed by the fact that just about EVERYBODY hates him, because they don't have compassion. If they had gone through what he had, I bet they wouldn't be talking...

Honorable Mentions

 * Cloudtail - besides Yellowfang, he's the only warrior cat with a sense of humor. He's a fluffy white cat with blue eyes, which is the cutest kind of cat. I was close to adopting one before I found out that my parents are allergic to cats.


 * Littlecloud and Whitethroat - Littlecloud is so cute. If only Whitethroat lived, too. It's all because of stupid, impulsive Fireheart.


 * Bluestar - She reminds me of Professor McGonagall from Harry Potter. I didn't like her much at first because of her strict attitude, but I got to appreciate her because of her wisdom.


 * Bone - A good deputy of BloodClan. I was sad when he died. Scourge is pretty cool, but Bone deserves some credit too.


 * Hawkfrost - is great. I didn't like Tigerstar much because he was rude, arrogant, cowardly and selfish. Hawkfrost is the new and improved Tigerstar.


 * Leafpool - The complete opposite of her sister, Leafpool has many qualities that I value, including calmness and wisdom. Now, everybody hates her after Sunrise, but I sitll think she is great.


 * Ice and Snake - They have very cool names.


 * Boulder - Being from BloodClan, the best Clan ever, and now in ShadowClan autmomatically puts him on my favorites list.


 * Blackstar - is ShadowClan's best leader so far.


 * Brokentail - It was all Lizardstripe's fault! If she had accepted him, he would not have been evil. When Yellowfang gave him deathberries, he regretted everything he did. If he didn't die, I think he'd shape up to be a better cat.


 * Sol - W00t! Atheist preacher ftw!


 * Crowfeather totally rocks! I like his sharp tongue. Reminds me of myself, lol.


 * Feathertail - Okay, not as good as Leafpool, but she actually understood poor little Crowpaw and turned him into a nicer cat...She deserves credit for that.


 * Jayfeather - What's not to like? He has super senses, he's a psychic, he posseses empathy powers and he can eavesdrop on the dreams of other cats!


 * Thrushpelt - It would have been a lot better if Bluefur had taken HIM rather than the stalker known as Oakheart. Maybe their children would turn out better too. Better than snooty Mistyfoot and boring Stonefur.


 * Icecloud - Apparently she will develop a major crush on Lionblaze. I can already tell that this is going to be brutal. It'll be the Ashfur incident all over again. CHOOSE FRICKEN ICECLOUD!!!


 * Lionblaze - OMG his name is sooooo awesome! ;o) But he does have quite a tangled love life. If he turns down Icecloud and hurts her feelings I will knock him off my favorites list.

Least Favorite cats

 * Brambleclaw - I really liked him in Twilight, when he was listening to Hawkfrost and he let Ashfur take Squirrelflight. But he completely lost my respect in Sunset. He took Ashfur's girlfriend without giving a thought of what the gray warrior felt, and on top of that, he proceeded to kill his own half-brother!


 * Squirrelflight - Is the worst of the two sisters. She has, basically, every personality quirk that I ever disliked about Sandstorm, her mother, multiplied by ten. And she has absolutely zero of the qualities and values I like about Sandstorm. When she was an apprentice, she was annoying and hyperactive, as if that wasn't bad enough. But as a warrior, she became even worse, turning into an impulsive preppy teen girl. She should have kept Ashfur and turned down Brambleclaw. Bram was doing just fine without her.


 * Hollyleaf - She could possibly be my least favorite character ever. I never liked her that much from the beginning, because of her bossy, dogmatic personality, always telling the other cats what to do. But then my dislike for her increased tenfold after Sunrise. Why? She killed Ashfur! Only because he was going to humiliate somebody who wasn't even her MOTHER!!! But then she told it anyway. Leafpool plunged into misery all because of her own DAUGHTER.

(Dis)Honorable Mentions

 * Firestar - Meh. I can't really say that I dislike him, but I must say, he's a way too perfect leader. He is overly-sensible and he always makes the right decisions. Every leader should have quirks. Plus, I liked him much better when he and Graystripe were making mischief as apprentices and young warriors. I'm also angry at him for killing Scourge. The Erins don't even like writing about Firestar! They say that he's "too perfect" and "angst-ridden." He barely has a sense of humor. Again, I don't dislike him at all but he should really quit being so uptight and act like he has a personality for once.


 * Mistyfoot - She replaced Hawkfrost as deputy after she came back. She's almost as arrogrant as Leopardstar. I'm not looking forward to her becoming leader. If it weren't for stupid Brambleclaw, the next leader of RiverClan would not be Mistystar, but Hawkstar. (Which is a MUCH cooler name.)


 * Silverstream - She seperated Graystripe from his best friend! She even made them fight! And instead of paying attention to her heartbroken mate, she gave Firestar the fish rather than poor Graystripe. I wonder what she thinks of Millie...


 * Daisy - Go back to the horseplace, please. You haven't done anything wrong, Daisy, but honestly! Either get a warrior name and start fighting, or go back to Floss and friends in the horseplace. Seriously, you're a burden on the rest of the Clan! Grooming Jaykit, Lionkit and Hollykit isn't really a big contribution to the Clan...you're just too lazy to learn to fight.


 * Millie - Go and get your Warrior name already! Obsessive-compulsively sticking to your old name will forever leave you to the bullying of other cats. If you can adapt to living in Clan life and not as a pet cat, then surely you can adapt to having your name changed, right? -_-


 * Leopardstar - Aggressive, arrogant, and unforgiving. I'll be glad when Fading Echoes comes, but Mistystar will be no better. If only Hawkfrost lived...


 * Dustpelt - Stop having children! You are basically depriving Ferncloud of her warrior duties. Seriously. She remained a queen throughout the whole of The New Prophecy and Power of Three. Other than that, I like you, but Cloudtail is better at saying funny remarks.


 * Sucks and Booby - I don't think these two need an explanation.


 * Lizardstripe - Okay, I admit that she has a really cool name, but still...Asbusing Brokentail like that? I mean, really! She's the whole reason why he turned bad.


 * Jake - Why did he have to be Firestar's father and not Pinestar? Honestly, he had no relevant role in Bluestar's Prophecy. If Pinestar were Firestar's father, it would be way more awesome.


 * Nightcloud and Breezepelt - Okay, so Night has a pretty cool name, but still! Snooty princess lady, she is. And Breezepelt? Horrible and unoriginal warrior name and bossy spoiled brat attitude. I have a feeling, though, that he's going to be one of the villains in Omen of the Stars.


 * Oakheart - PERVERT ALERT!

Relations I support

 * Leafpool x Crowfeather (Even though they produced the abomination known as Hollyleaf)


 * Ashfur x Squirrelflight


 * Bluestar x Thrushpelt


 * Hollyleaf x Warrior Code


 * Jayfeather x The stick

Relations I don't support

 * Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight I really liked the "brother and sister" relationship they had in Midnight, but I didn't approve of them loving each other.


 * Crowfeather x Nightcloud


 * Firestar x Spottedleaf


 * Bluestar x Oakheart

= Get your Warrior name! = This is a simple and crude way of getting a warrior name. For the first list, just look through and look for the beginning letter of your first name. It will have a word next to it. This word is the first part of your warrior name.

Next, find the first letter of your last name and do the same as said above. This is the second word in your name.

For example, Hermione Granger's warrior name would be Hailgrass.

You can come up with some hilarious results. Experiment!

First Name List

 * A = Ant
 * B = Bird
 * C = Cedar
 * D = Dark
 * E = Elm
 * F = Frog
 * G = Gorse
 * H = Hail
 * I = Ivy
 * J = Jay
 * K = Kestrel
 * L = Leaf
 * M = Mole
 * N = Nettle
 * O = Orange
 * P = Pine
 * Q = Quail
 * R = Rat
 * S = Snake
 * T = Turtle
 * U = Cow
 * V = Vine
 * W = White
 * X = Cloud
 * Y = Yew
 * Z = Rain

Last name list

 * A = Acorn
 * B = Beetle
 * C = Cloud
 * D = Dive
 * E = Eye
 * F = Foot
 * G = Grass
 * H = Head
 * I = Fall
 * J = Jump
 * K = Face
 * L = Leaf
 * M = Moon
 * N = Nettle
 * O = Cow
 * P = Pelt
 * Q = Bird
 * R = Flight
 * S = Spots
 * T = Tail
 * U = Claw
 * V = Flower
 * W = Wind
 * X = Fire
 * Y = Ear
 * Z = Twig