User:NagaBhutJolokia

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Your personal information is required for you to contribute on this website.
Oh for...

Wait...Idea coming up.

I am 15 years old. How old are you?

I am Wikia. I was created in 2004.
So you're 8 years old.

Correct.
Therefore, you are younger than me.

Correct again.
Therefore, we can deduce that I have experienced, er, things, for longer than you.

Correct for a third time.
Therefore, we can deduce that I have more common sense than you.

Possibly...
I have a life outside the Internet. I care for my pets and have friends. What's your life outside the internet like?

I am software! How could I have a life outside the internet?
My point exactly. I have a better existence than you do, as well.