User:Atelda

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 * Logfur is made out of wood. 10:03 Mon Sep 17
 * Barkface slammed his face into a tree when he was a kit. :3 -Obsidian
 * Stone Song's name is totally like "the stones are aliiive with the souund of musiic~!" – Splook
 * Where's Jayfeather's feathers? - Faolan MacDuncan 18
 * Runningnose needs a tissue. - Rowanflight & 02:30, March 4, 2012 (UTC)
 * Ashfur needs to dust his fur. - Warriorcatsdragonstar
 * Rosetail should give her tail to someone for Valentine's Day. - The Z Guy (Z)
 * Clawface's face is messed up! - The Z Guy (Z)
 * Dustpelt needs to wash himself. - The Z Guy (Z)
 * You know why Furzepelt joined the DF?
 * Because she wants revenge for her name. - Shellheart


 * Mossyfoot needs to clean her paws. – Skystar
 * Yellowfang needs to clean her teeth. – Shellheart
 * Flametail needs his tail put out. – Skystar
 * Loudbelly needs to shut up – Firestar
 * Blackstar... isn't that technically a black hole? – Shellheart
 * Redtail’s tail got a sun burn. – Firestar
 * Firestar needs to meet Starfire. – Shellheart
 * Grasspelt must be itchy. – Skystar
 * Seedpelt's gonna be Grasspelt, or Flowerpelt sooner or later. Same with Seedkit. ~ Sprite
 * Mumblefoot's feet need to stop talking. – Shellheart
 * Weedwhisker is high – Skystar
 * Boulder meets Jaypaw... The BOULDER has problems with fighting a small blind child! – Shellheart
 * "c'mere Maggotkit!"
 * "Maggotpaw, your mentor is now Deadface." – Splook


 * Softwing needs to sharpen up – Firestar
 * I think Cinders was burned too long.... - Skystar
 * Cinderpelt must have gotten caught in a fire or something. - Cloudskye
 * Cherrytail has a nice tasting tail :3 - Skystar
 * Sharpclaw's claws must be sharp. - Cloudskye
 * Fireheart has heartburn. - Skystar
 * Snaketail must be immune to poison or summin..... - Skystar
 * Hollowflight....what kind of a name is that? How can a hollow fly? -PinkieILikePie
 * Sunstrike must have sun stroke. - Dazzlewing
 * Deadfoot's foot needs to join StarClan already. - Smile.cat
 * Bluestar needs to be more happy. -Golden Song
 * Antpelt can't sit still. -Golden Song
 * Sunstrike must be a amazing bowler. -Maplepool
 * Firestar is a misnomer. Stars aren't on fire. =3= They're just constantly exploding. - Shelly
 * Sky needs to stop playing with sheep~ =3= - Shelly
 * Dustpelt must be old - Wolfbird20
 * Spiderleg needs to get the webs off his legs - Wolfbird
 * Rushtail's tail does things too quickly - DJ
 * Hey Larkpaw, I never knew Lark's had paws - DJ
 * Pricklekit: Ouch! - DJ
 * Softwing: Wait, cats have WINGS?! O.O - Sand
 * Barkface: Hmm confusing, cat with wooden face? UFO xD - Leafy
 * Berrynose: He needs someone who helps him put that berry down from his nose - Leafy
 * Meadowpelt - Hmm how can cat have meadow in fur? - Leafy
 * Deadfoot really ought to get that looked at. -Shelly
 * Toadstep, Toadfoot, and Frogleap need to get together sometime and see who can jump highest. - Shelly
 * Stickkit brings back unhappy memories for Jayfeather. -Bloo
 * Probably because Stickkit is the illigetimate child of him and the stick. -Shelly
 * Nah, the illigetimate of Stick and another tom. -Bloo
 * Blackstar: Stars can be black? -Smile.cat
 * Oh... oh! You guys! We left Scorchfur on the grill too long! D: - Shelly
 * Seedpelt must have lots of animals eating off her pelt... - Moonleaf
 * Milkfur's fur should be put in a bowl of cereal. ~Cheshire
 * I think Lostface needs to locate her face. -Oblivion
 * Purdy's name is funny by itself. Get it? Purrrdy? -Shelly
 * Smokefoot needs to cool his foot down. -Dazzle
 * Breezepelt must be light. -Dazzle
 * D'you know why Cinderheart dumped Lionblaze?
 * Lionblaze blazed so much he burned Cinderheart's heart into cinders. -Dazzle
 * Antpelt has a bug problem. -Rowan
 * Onestar was named Onekit because he was that "one kit" that nobody liked. `Rowan
 * Everyone around Sunstar has to wear shades. Also his name is redundant. The sun is a star! ~Chesh
 * Onewhisker should stop pulling out his whiskers... - Sweet
 * Huh... poor Cinderfur. he should have avoided that fire, now his fur's been reduced to cinders... ~Woo
 * You know why Jaykit got blinded?
 * Because when Brightheart looked at him, her heart was too bright for his purrrr little eyes....~ Offline Blossomturqoise (You probably don't know me, but your list was so funny, I can't really resist...)

-WarriorLover Billystorm needs to shoo his herd of billy goats away. Kinkfur needs to go to the parlour. Know how Bone died? He got eaten by a dog. 220.255.2.118 05:13, October 20, 2012 (UTC) Angelsky26
 * Darkstar really needs to sort out his/her priorities. Also learn the definition of oxymoron. -Oblivion
 * How did Barkface get his name? He smashed his face into a tree. x3 Mooneh
 * Thunderstar needs to quiet ~ Mountainclaw
 * You know how Thunder got his name? I'll give you a hint: it wasn't because of his battle tactics or Thunderpath. Funny enough, he got it for the same reason Wind got hers.
 * Raggedstar needs to brush his fur. -Silvereye
 * Oh no, Mosspaw's on fire again, let's name her Mossfire. -Cinderblaze12
 * (Not really a pun, but hey) Lionblaze and Cinderheart's kits will most likely look like Mitzi. Let that sink in for a moment. ~Shelly
 * No, they'll look like Cherrytail --Ivyshell
 * If Adderkit was named for the snake that killed him... Was Snaketail somehow venom-resistant?
 * Firestar's fans spread like wildfire...until his fame gets too wild. - Violetwing
 * Sorreltail must have a pretty sore tail (tale!). - Violetwing
 * Does Icecloud live in an icy cloud? Or is she one? Wow, I never knew cats can be a cloud. - Sunshade W
 * If Sparrowpelt has sparrows in his pelt, doesn't that mean he'll be peck and scratched a lot? And wont he be lifted up? - Sunshade W
 * Loudbelly needs to eat something ~ Sprite
 * Weedwhisker really has to weed his... face ~ Sprite
 * If Jayfeather ever met the rogue named Stick, he'd be awfully confused. Stick and Jayfeather have a disturbing attatchment 8D ~ Sprite
 * All righty then, place your bets. How high can Toadstep jump? ~ Sprite
 * Lightningpelt, Thunder, and Stormfur should really get together sometimes and decide what to do with the sky. ~ Sprite
 * Thistlepaw never learns not to step in the thistles. ~Sprite
 * I hope Cherrypaw's paws are maraschino cherries. I luffs those 8DD ~Sprite
 * Thornclaw must have sharp claws  Cloverstar  Let the leaves fall  20:24, March 31, 2012 (UTC)Eaglewater
 * Brightheart's heart should be used as a lamp or a nightlightMail18 22:11, April 2, 2012 (UTC)
 * Bramblestar! The stars have brambles on them! Physicmew wants to eat your toes with mustard 02:29, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
 * Who think s Toadstep can jump farther than Frogleap? ~ Scarlet
 * Brambleberry. Who knew brambles had berries. And if they do, they must be very prickly ~ Scarlet
 * Stormtail's tail must be very windy ~ Scarlet
 * Briarlight? Who knew briars glowed? ~ Scarlet
 * Beetlewhisker must have very weird whiskers... ~ Scarlet
 * Please like this! With a Cherrytail on top? ~ Scarlet
 * I'm surprised that poor Beetlewhisker didn't spend his life trying to bat away the beetle on his whisker... 20:19, April 22, 2012 (UTC)
 * Heavystep must make a lot of noise trying to stomp through camp. 20:19, April 22, 2012 (UTC)
 * Ashfoot should get some Aloe Vera on her foot burn. -
 * Beetlewhisker must be very annoyed having beetles crawling around on his whiskers. —Crystal
 * Who said Thistleclaw can have thistles for his claws? Or who said that thistle owns a claw? —Crystal
 * Onestar? There isn't only one star in the sky! >:c -EmmatheFoxwing
 * Bramblestar, is there stars in the sky made of Brambles! ~Stormstar 2015 aka Bramblestars biggest fan XD~
 * Poppyfrost? How can poppies survive the frost? Poppies aren't made of frost either
 * Honeyfern? Mmm, if you lick her she'll taste wonderful! -WarriorLover
 * Barkface should stop yelling at his clanmates. -Cinderhawk
 * Tanglewhisker should smooth out his whiskers. -Cinderhawk
 * Antpelt needs an exterminator. -Tawnypelt121
 * Mumblefoot's foot really needs to speak up. -Tawnypelt121
 * Tanglewhisker should visit the hairdresser. -Tawnypelt121
 * Dustpelt needs to take a shower. -Tawnypelt121
 * Snowfur needs to dust off her fur. -Echoleaf44
 * Echosong needs to stop singing into caves.
 * Feathertail would be useful as a duster. -Fenneltail
 * I wonder if Redtail's tail is sore. :c --&#123;&#123;SUBST:Nosubst&#124;User:EmmatheFoxwing/sig&#125;&#125; (talk) 00:41, November 14, 2012 (UTC)
 * If you breathed on Ice, would he melt? 20:56, November 23, 2012 (UTC)