Beware the frozen nerd that lives here
this is the only thing left of my page
Crowfeather: I don't think of a crow feather that can be such a freaking bully. If you find one, tell me. (I would use a ruder word, but there could be younger audiences out there.)
Feathertail: OOH ITS SO FLUFFY!!!
Stormfur: If he's got a storm in his fur, his pelt must be pretty messy.
Sneezepaw: Atchoo! Somecat, hand her the moss, please.
Daisy: Well, there's nothing wrong with her name, but I wish she could turn into a daisy, pronto, and stop whining.
Berrynose: When someone eats his nose, don't blame me.
Poppycloud: I just hope she's not near a StarClan cat who has hay fever. (Anyway, why call it hay fever? It should be flower fever or something...)
Sharpclaw: All claws are sharp. Duh. (Well, why have blunt claws?)
Snaketail: Do snakes have tails?
Beechfur: Ticks basically could live on him.
Yellowfang: Her teeth need a good brush.
Onewhisker: Mudclaw must be pulling his whiskers out in revenge.
Barkface: I guess he smashed his face into bark, then got dog speaking powers. Rosetail: The perfume-makers are after her!!
Mossyfoot: Her paws are good for sleeping on.
Flametail: Why wasn't his name changed to 'Putoutbythelakeflametail' when he died in the lake?
Mumblefoot: *puts paw over foot* Shush! Sunnie (Sunstar)'s talking!
Spiderleg: He should become a medicine cat, with all those cobwebs. And he's hairy.
Lostface: We need a map for her face.
Cloudtail: OOH ITS SO FLUFFY! (this can turn into a meme.)
Toadstep: He must have tap-dancing lessons.
Foxleap: What does the foxleap say?
Cherrytail: Pretty please with a cherrytail on top XD
Heavystep: Are his paws rocks in disguise? Rock: If he's holding a rock concert, he needs to wear shades and a cape. Tanglewhisker: He needs to visit a curler store.
Bone:Let's not give him a chance to help BloodClan. We're better off feeding him to a pooch.
Copperpaw and Firestar: It's...Blackclaw! (Copper turns black when it's heated.)
Mudfur: He could earn a nice salary in a salon.
Moonflower: Shouldn't she be friends with a dog? Well, there is a dog called the Moonflower dog. Look at it's page here.
04:42, February 3, 2014 (UTC)04:42, February 3, 2014 (UTC)~~